I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way I promise 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes But just don't I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes Yeah, I know All I'm asking, baby Please, please, please Don't prove I'm right And please, please, please Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker Ah, oh Please, please, please (ah, ah, ah) Well, I have a fun idea, babe (uh-huh), maybe just stay inside I know you're craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice (it's so nice, right?) And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me I'm just kidding, but really (kinda), really, really Please, please, please (please don't prove I'm right) Don't prove I'm right And please, please, please Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice Heartbreak is one thing (heartbreak is one thing), my ego's another (ego's another) I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker Ah, oh Please, please, please (ah, ah, ah) If you wanna go and be stupid Don't do it in front of me If you don't wanna cry to my music Don't make me hate you prolifically Please, please, please (please) Please, please, please (please) Please (please), please (please), please (Ah)