I met her on the internet We haven't met in person yet And that's how I'd like it to stay. Cuz I've been down this road before They always end up wanting more Then take one look and run away (Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm) Cuz I'm a creature of the night (Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm) How could she ever love me right When I am only half a man? She's coming over here tonight To tell the truth, I'm terrified There's nowhere left to hide the fact that... I'm a half horse, half man How could she ever understand? That I'm a half horse, half man I'm a half horse, half man That's what I am. And so I told my love the truth And she was actually pretty cool With finding out that I'm a horse She introduced me to her friends And took me to her room and then We made love, cowgirl of course (Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm) But someones coming up the stairs (Mmmm Hmmm Hmmm) She said her parents weren't there I'm finding out that was a lie She told me "babe, you gotta hide" I told her "Where?? I'm half a horse!" Her dad opens the door and says... "Is that a half horse... half man? Laying naked in my daughters bed! That is a half horse, half man Ughhh, someone better help me understand!" My mom's my mom my dad's a horse The two of them had intercourse I'm traumatized by their divorce That is how I'm horse half man I am one half horse half man Thats what I am... Goddamn! She loves me just the way I am She loves that I'm half horse, half man We don't give a damn who understands Let's run away into the night And leave our families behind We'll start our own family in time A family of half horse, half men Or maybe even horse women Half horse children.