Come on in, here's your key [00:09.386]Let me take your bag, wait 'til you see [00:12.718]The hotel, 'cause it's great! [00:15.761]If you parked your car, we'll validate [00:19.607]All our guests are family [00:23.448](Hey, perv!, hands off the chest fluff) [00:25.933][01:10.373]That's the Hazbin guarantee [00:30.037]And did I mention it's free? [00:31.588](It's worth the price) [00:32.572](Al, be nice) [00:33.321](Full of drunks) [00:34.069](Full of cunts!) [00:34.818](Full of sticky floors covered in junk) [00:37.624]Ha, don't mind them [00:38.752](No one does!) [00:39.595]Or that hole [00:40.391](Ugh, Cherri!) [00:41.000][00:57.077](What?) [00:41.350]You've made a great choice to save your soul [00:44.505]'Cause redemption is possible [00:46.280]I really, really hope [00:47.747]'Cause if it isn't, then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke [00:50.794]And my friend died for no reason [00:52.202]And I'm never gonna cope [00:53.838]From watching him get fucking murdered right in front of me last month [00:57.357]There's a bar! [00:57.964](What the shit?) [00:58.664]Have a beer [00:59.413](I don't drink) [01:00.114]I just know you're gonna love it here [01:03.978][03:00.078]We can live in harmony [01:07.950](No, I can't make a fucking Mai Tai) [01:14.729]Now repeat after me [01:16.278]I'm checkin' in (I'm checkin' in) [01:19.418]I'm seekin' guidance (I'm seekin' guidance) [01:21.337]Come on, everybody! [01:22.693]For my reckonin' (For my reckonin') [01:25.697]I'll never turn to violence (I'll never turn—) [01:29.118]I'm checkin' in (I'm checking in) [01:32.254]I'm seekin' guidance... [01:33.844](That place sucked ass) [01:34.971]Psst, hey, you [01:36.381](Who? Me?) [01:37.589]That's right, baby! [01:39.136]Redemption got you snoring? [01:40.728]That scene was fucking boring! [01:42.363]Have you considered a vocation that is more rewarding? [01:45.499]Because I sense a drop of star potential [01:48.508]With a little boost, that drip could turn torrential [01:51.879]Come on down to Vee Tower [01:53.425]Where we have talent flower [01:55.057]No tellin' how hot you could get once you're backed by our power [01:58.196]Let's start with a killer fit [01:59.561]Let's get filler in those lips [02:01.199]Wax that gooch and pull that strip [02:02.841]A snip, snip, snip [02:04.384]Ooh, all of Hell's gonna want you [02:09.310]In this game, no one outdoes us [02:11.421][02:50.250]No one can outbuzz us [02:13.058]All you gotta do is trust us [02:15.132](La-la-la) Just us [02:16.677](La-la-la) Trust us [02:18.224]Take all these starring roles! [02:19.672]We trademarked all your holes [02:21.214]There's no such thing as being totally over-exposed [02:24.503]Except now they're sick of you [02:25.720]'Cause they've seen way too much [02:27.598]But we'll still get the clicks from souls who hate you [02:30.593]Scratch that, they changed the channel [02:32.320]And we can't sell the scandal [02:33.953]Hope you had fun, but we are done with you [02:35.970]Your run has cancelled [02:37.139]We're finished, I'm not kidding [02:38.541]Get the fuck out of my building [02:40.180]Get the fuck out of my building! [02:41.726]Snip, snip, snip, bitch [02:43.457]Ooh, but if you know someone [02:46.497]You tell 'em that no one outdoes us [02:52.034]All they gotta do is— [02:53.158]Come on in! (Come on down to Vee Tower) [02:54.933]Here's your key! [02:56.106]And see how great your afterlife could be [03:04.109](Why be nice when you can be famous?) [03:06.449]That's the Hazbin [03:09.492]Sign and cash in [03:11.979]Guarantee! [03:14.570]Yeah, right, bitch! [03:15.976]Trust me, just me [03:18.600]Trust— Us (No I I meant to say) Us! [03:22.395](Uh-huh) [03:23.025](Yeah, okay)